What Would Brian Kinney Do?

(WWBKD?)

There are so many complicated situations facing today’s Homemakers. We need a roadmap to guide our decisions. For the most part, we should look into our own souls and hearts for the answers, but occasionally we can’t come to a reasonable decision. That’s where our friend Brian Kinney can be such a guide (for those of you who don’t know who Brian Kinney is, please go here and bone-up on the BK mentality).

Okay, that done, let’s discuss some situations in which all Homemakers find themselves and the appropriate WWBKD response. Hope it helps.

Situation #1

You’re at the negotiating table with Ariel Sharon and Mahmoud Abbas, the talks have stalled and there is a lot of tension.

WWBKD?

a). Invite them both to Babylon and see what unfolds.*

b). Suggest serious makeovers for both men and wait for the results.

c). Be their chaperone at the White Party stressing that WHITE is the color of peace and piece.

d). Tell them to shut the hell up, get over themselves, sign the roadmap and hit the bars!

*BK wouldn’t take them to Babylon as it’s the name of a city in Iraq and might stir up some terrorist issues. Then again...

Situation #2

You’ve had SARS, should you have a party?

WWBKD?

a). Yes, by all means, but wear a (stylish) gas mask.

b). Invite only those you despise, keep the party in a small badly ventilated room and cough a lot.

c). No, use the time to complete your recovery.

d). Yes, and you’ll discover that the people who come are your only TRUE friends.

Situation#3

You find a bug in your soup.

WWBKD?

a). Remove the bug and place it atop the salad of the homophobe seated next to you.

b). Never get soup at a restaurant, too spill-risky.

c). There’s no bug, it’s just a ploy to pick up the waiter.

Got any other questions to pose to the WWBKD? E-mail me!

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